Why Wheelchair Drake is Needed Now More Than Ever

  POWER The stuff of myths, the stuff of legend. Wheelchair Drake has unfathomable, incalculable power. Power beyond human comprehension as it is advanced beyond anything we can understand. Consequently, he is rumored to have conquered empires and flattened armies from his mobile command centre, encased in an aluminum sarcophagus which has been uniquely designed by the ancients to withstand his great power. Thankfully, Wheelchair Drake has take pity on our planet and now resides here, only interfering when absolutely necessary, as it is believed he can see the timeline, and one theory as to his purpose is that he maintains this timeline by keeping order and peace wherever he is needed. He rules with an iron fist, some would argue tyrannically, but i would call it mercifully, since simply being in his presence is a gift, and one which i have not been lucky enough to recieve. Not yet... Wheelchair Drake looking menacing